What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 10:20

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
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Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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